"I could sense that the DJ hired for private lessons was losing patience."
"Now tweeting on my way to the stage...about delivering acceptance speech."
"Didn't I tell you? This dress has to be worn with a horse."
"The kitchen studio is where I perform my signature sauce dripping."
"The logs we had FedExed from Montana were two inches too wide."
"You should have told me you’d be wearing your Viktor & Rolf—I brought the Porsche!"